Hilarious parody Chelmsford tube map includes stops at ‘binge drinking’ and ‘traffic’

Acton Town, Aldgate, Aldgate East, All Saints, Alperton, Amersham, Angel, Archway, Arnos Grove, Arsenal, Baker Street, Balham, Bank, Barbican, Barking, Barkingside, Barons Court, Bayswater, Beckton, Beckton Park, Becontree, Belsize Park, Bermondsey, Bethnal Green, Blackfriars, Blackhorse Road, Blackwall, Bond Street, Borough, Boston Manor, Bounds Green, Bow Church, Bow Road, Brent Cross, Brixton, Bromley-by-Bow, Buckhurst Hill, Burnt Oak, Caledonian Road, Camden Town, Canada Water, Canary Wharf, Canning Town, Cannon Street, Canons Park, Chalfont & Latimer, Chalk Farm, Chancery Lane, Charing Cross, Chesham, Chigwell, Chiswick Park, Chorleywood, Clapham Common, Clapham North, Clapham South, Cockfosters, Colindale, Colliers Wood, Covent Garden, Crossharbour and London Arena, Croxley, Custom House, Cutty Sark, Cyprus, Dagenham East, Dagenham Heathway, Debden, Deptford Bridge, Devons Road, Dollis Hill, Ealing Broadway, Ealing Common, Earls Court, East Acton, East Finchley, East Ham, East India, East Putney, Eastcote, Edgware, Edgware Road (Bakerloo), Edgware Road (M and C), Elephant and Castle, Elm Park, Elverson Road, Embankment, Epping, Euston, Euston Square, Fairlop, Farringdon, Finchley Central, Finchley Road, Finsbury Park, Fulham Broadway, Gallions Reach, Gants Hill, Gloucester Road, Golders Green, Goldhawk Road, Goodge Street, Grange Hill, Great Portland Street, Green Park, Greenford, Greenwich, Gunnersbury, Hainault, Hammersmith (District), Hammersmith (Met.), Hampstead, Hanger Lane, Harlesden, Harrow and Wealdstone, Harrow-on-the-Hill, Hatton Cross, Heathrow 1,2,3, Heathrow Terminal 4, Hendon Central, Heron Quays, High Barnet, High Street Kensington, Highbury and Islington, Highgate, Hillingdon, Holborn, Holland Park, Holloway Road, Hornchurch, Hounslow Central, Hounslow East, Hounslow West, Hyde Park Corner, Ickenham, Island Gardens, Kennington, Kensal Green, Kensington (Olympia), Kentish Town, Kenton, Kew Gardens, Kilburn, Kilburn Park, Kings Cross St. Pancras, Kingsbury, Knightsbridge, Ladbroke Grove, Lambeth North, Lancaster Gate, Latimer Road, Leicester Square, Lewisham, Leyton, Leytonstone, Limehouse, Liverpool Street, London Bridge, Loughton, Maida Vale, Manor House, Manor Park, Mansion House, Marble Arch, Marylebone, Mile End, Mill Hill East, Monument, Moor Park, Moorgate, Morden, Mornington Crescent, Mudchute, Neasden, New Cross, New Cross Gate, Newbury Park, North Acton, North Ealing, North Greenwich, North Harrow, North Wembley, Northfields, Northolt, Northwick Park, Northwood, Northwood Hills, Notting Hill Gate, Oakwood, Old Street, Osterley, Oval, Oxford Circus, Paddington, Park Royal, Parsons Green, Perivale, Piccadilly Circus, Pimlico, Pinner, Plaistow, Poplar, Preston Road, Prince Regent, Pudding Mill Lane, Putney Bridge, Queens Park, Queensbury, Queensway, Ravenscourt Park, Rayners Lane, Redbridge, Regents Park, Richmond, Rickmansworth, Roding Valley, Rotherhithe, Royal Albert, Royal Oak, Royal Victoria, Ruislip, Ruislip Gardens, Ruislip Manor, Russell Square, Seven Sisters, Shadwell, Shepherds Bush, Shoreditch, Sloane Square, Snaresbrook, South Ealing, South Harrow, South Kensington, South Kenton, South Quay, South Ruislip, South Wimbledon, South Woodford, Southfields, Southgate, Southwark, St. Jamess Park, St. Johns Wood, St. Pauls, Stamford Brook, Stanmore, Stepney Green, Stockwell, Stonebridge Park, Stratford, Sudbury Hill, Sudbury Town, Surrey Quays, Swiss Cottage, Temple, Theydon Bois, Tooting Bec, Tooting Broadway, Tottenham Court Road, Tottenham Hale, Totteridge & Whetstone, Tower Gate, Tower Hill, Tufnell Park, Turnham Green, Turnpike Lane, Upminster, Upminster Bridge, Upney, Upton Park, Uxbridge, Vauxhall, Victoria, Walthamstow Central, Wanstead, Wapping, Warren Street, Warwick Avenue, Waterloo, Watford, Wembley Central, Wembley Park, West Acton, West Brompton, West Finchley, West Ham, West Hampstead, West Harrow, West India Quay, West Kensington, West Ruislip, Westbourne Park, Westferry, Westminster, White City, Whitechapel, Willesden Green, Willesden Junction, Wimbledon, Wimbledon Park, Wood Green, Woodford, Woodside Park.